What Ridiculous Trump Twitter Proclamations Are We Going To Wake Up To Next?

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Donald Trump in his 188 days as President of the United States, it’s that he gets up super early and tweets about whatever stupid thing he wants – also that he still doesn’t know how to thread tweets, but whatever. Just yesterday, he blew up the internet with his announcement that transgender people aren’t allowed to serve in the military anymore (which, by the way, the military disagrees with). The craziest part of his tweet-storm? The Pentagon reportedly thought he was going to declare war on North Korea, mainly because he’s a half-senile old man who takes ten minutes between posts to gather his thoughts/flush the toilet.

How much worse will it get? I’ve got a basic idea of what the fellas at the Pentagon have to look forward to from here on out:

Gotta hand it to him – he makes a solid point.

Phew, that was a close one.

Shocked this one hasn’t happened yet.

Fair enough.

Can’t argue with that.