VP Search Trump’s Most Important Hiring Decision Since Tapping Self To Be Fake Spokesman

CHARLESTON, WV - MAY 05: Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump models a hard hat in support of the miners during his rally at the Charleston Civic Center on May 5, 2016 in Charleston, West Virginia. Trump became the Republican presumptive nominee following his landslide win in indiana on Tuesday.(Photo by Mark Lyons/Getty Images)

Donald Trump — the man who hired his own racist butler, chose himself as his own spokesman and named Piers Morgan his Celebrity Apprentice — now needs to pick his most important apprentice of all, a running mate for the 2016 election.

Some observers expect him to choose a member of one of the groups he’s alienated during his primary campaign — African-Americans, women or homosapiens who aren’t Donald Trump.

Ben Carson seemed to leak a list a list of possible choices this weekend. Since then, several of those names — Ted Cruz, John Kasich and Marco Rubio — all declined the position, understandably not wanting to be on any list that included Sarah Palin and Chris Christie.


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