Trump & Gingrich Remind America Why No One Can Stay Married To Either One

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 05: Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich (right) and Donald Trump speak to the media at Trump Tower following a meeting between the two on December 5, 2011 in New York City. Gingrich, who's seen a surge in polls in recent weeks, attended a town hall event yesterday hosted by the Tea Party of Staten Island. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)

Political allies Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich have a lot in common: three marriages each, scandals involving scam university courses, and an uncanny resemblance to evil snowmen who’ve been magically brought to life.

On Wednesday, Gingrich bashed Trump for making a “stupid mistake” in attacking a Mexican-American judge — but the lovers’ spat was quickly smoothed, like all healthy relationships, over Twitter… where the 72-year old Newt called the 69-year old Donald “a gifted amateur” who will win.

It’s beautiful: Donald Trump has won Newt Gingrich’s heart. And based on Newt’s marital history, we all know the only way Trump can lose his loyal devotion now is to get cancer.

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