Trump Fans Call For Snoop Dogg Boycott Even Though They Definitely Don’t Listen To Snoop Dogg

Read

After releasing a controversial music video in which he points a gun at a clown named Ronald Klump,* Snoop Dogg is the latest target of old, angry conservatives. With the threat of a boycott hovering over his head, surely Snoop has reason for concern… although judging by the people complaining about him, uh, well, he’ll probably be fine. I somehow doubt Deplorable Janice has ever bought a Snoop record before, but let’s take a look at some of the #BoycottSnoopDogg tweets and see if we can figure out whether or not the authors are even tangentially aware of “Gin and Juice.”

*A parody of the President of the United States, Donald Trump

This is a total shot in the dark, but I’m guessing the person whose pinned tweet is about hillbilly knives has probably never listened to Doggystyle.

Verdict? NOT A FAN.

snoop2

Ah, yes, this definitely sounds like a dude who listens to Snoop Dogg and not a 75-year-old man who’s asked for the manager at every restaurant he’s ever visited.

Verdict? NOT A FAN. 

Look, I’m just gonna say it: you use like 17 hashtags per tweet. I’m pretty sure Snoop will survive your boycott.

Verdict? NOT A FAN.

Ophelia, two things. First, your name is Ophelia. Second, your profile picture is a tiny dog.

Verdict? NOT A FAN.

C’mon.

Verdict? NOT A FAN.

Snoop? I think you’ll make it through this boycott.