Trump to Change His Outreach to Women By Keeping Clothes On This Time

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According to a new report, Donald Trump regularly used his power as an employer and beauty pageant owner/creep to get women out of their clothes. The expose suggests there was just one reliable tactic for avoiding his advances — turning forty.

Even before this exposé was published, the self-alleged billionaire already had a 73% unfavorable rate with women, although that could just represent the portion of the female population he has hit on.

Meanwhile, Trump says he’ll continue his outreach to women by focusing on Bill Clinton’s treatment of them. Trump is probably stunned that the ex-president selected Ruth Bader Ginsburg without even insisting on a bathing suit competition.

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