The Rock Might Be Running For President In 2020. We’ve Got Some Campaign Slogans For Him

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson rules. Everybody knows this. Should he run for president? A West Virginia man thinks so: he’s created a campaign committee to encourage The Rock to do just that.

I mean, how much worse can things get? There’s no way he’d be any shittier than the present situation, right? With that in mind, we’ve created a few campaign slogans that Mr. Johnson should feel free to use – on the house.