President Trump gave a speech at the Boy Scout Jamboree yesterday, and it was, as you may have guessed, extremely appropriate. He basically didn’t mention weird old New York parties at all, except for one or two times, but whatever. Who hasn’t bragged about getting invited to orgiastic parties to 40,000 children?
Here’s the thing, though – the first draft of his speech was even more insane. Lucky for you guys, our CAFE investigative team has attained a possible copy of it, complete with handwritten notes by Trump himself. Take a look: