Texas Finally Gets a Chance to Vote for Someone Who Called Obama a Gay Hooker

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Mary Lou Bruner (CHRISTOPHER CONNELLY / KERA NEWS)

Mary Lou Bruner is your typical retired 68-year old teacher in Texas. She hates Common Core, is sick of political correctness and enjoys posting on Facebook about the important issues of the day, like President Obama selling himself to men for sex in order to pay for drugs.

Mrs. Bruner — an unapologetic creationist who believes dinosaurs Noah put on the Ark may have been too young to reproduce — faces a runoff election today for the Texas State Board of Education, against the more controversial candidate who says religion shouldn’t be taught in school, even if it’s Christianity.

Bruner lost some support recently after citing a list of school statistics in front of a room full of Texas superintendents that were all completely false or invented, suggesting she’s utterly unqualified for the Board of Education yet completely qualified to write Texas’s textbooks.

(Photo credit: Christopher Connelly, KERA News)

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