Seven Other Horrible Times Ted Cruz Was Horny Online

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Everyone watches porn – even, as it turns out, failed blobfish/human hybrids like Ted “Basketball Ring” Cruz. Yes, in case you somehow missed it, the Texas Senator “accidentally” faved a porn tweet last night.

Of course, he insists it wasn’t him, and his office has since announced a full-blown investigation to figure out whoever clicked that little heart button.

It was Ted. C’mon. How do I know? Well, I found a few more instances of the distinguished politician getting extremely horned-up on Twitter.

I’m deeply sorry for all of this.

Ted, no.

Ted, NO.

Sure you do, Ted.

Mmm… I love getting messed with.

Everybody? Interesting. Very interesting.

No, we don’t.

Okay. I’m done here. No more.