A School Supply List to Get Our Kids Ready!

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Welcome Mountain View Elementary students to the new school year! Below is this year’s supply list. Please make sure to bring everything with you for the first day of classes, you don’t want to be caught off guard without your supplies!

PRESCHOOL

1 box of 8-count crayons

1 box of 8-count washable markers

1 box of facial tissue for your child to weep into when one of his classmates shoots one of his other classmates

2 glue sticks

 

KINDERGARTEN

12 #2 wooden pencils

1 box of 16-count crayons

1 small bag filled with belongings you’d want your child to have in the event we get held hostage by a madman

4 glue sticks

 

FIRST GRADE

24 #2 wooden pencils

1 box of 24-count crayons

7 resealable bags filled with with O+ blood should we need to perform a transfusion

4 glue sticks OR 2 bottles of white school glue

 

SECOND GRADE

48 #2 wooden pencils

1 box of 36-count crayons

1 copy of How to Deal with Survivor’s Guilt and Nietzsche’s On the Genealogy of Morality

8 glue sticks OR 4 bottles of white school glue

 

THIRD GRADE

96 #2 wooden pencils

1 box of 48-count crayons

1 medieval shield

16 glue sticks OR 8 bottles of white school glue

 

FOURTH GRADE

192 #2 wooden pencils

1 box of 96-count crayons

1 rocket-propelled grenade

32 glue sticks OR 16 bottles of white school glue

 

If you’re unable to get everything that’s on this list, don’t worry, come to school with a note from your parents and we’ll do our best to provide you with the necessary items.

See you soon!

Sincerely,

Principal Lawrence