We Replaced Donald Trump’s Tweets With Excerpts From The Unabomber Manifesto

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Got a few minutes? Grab your hardbound copy of the Unabomber Manifesto. Huh? You don’t – all right, then just open up the PDF of the Unabomber Manifesto that you have saved to your desktop just in case your hardbound copy gets stolen. What, seriously? I thought everyone – okay, whatever. Download a PDF of the Unabomber Manifesto, go to any page, and pick any sentence.

Now add an exclamation mark or two, and imagine the president tweeted it.

Uncanny, right?

Seriously, you can take literally almost any line from this infamous manifesto, change the punctuation around or add the word “SAD” in all caps, and it sounds exactly like a Donald Trump 140 character original. The only major difference is that Ted Kaczynski uses words with more than three syllables.

Don’t believe me? Take a look: