New RNC Spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany Has An Extremely Strange Obsession With The Dominos Pizza Tracker

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Trump TV anchor and new RNC spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany is a big fan of Dominos Pizza, to the point where it’s a just a little weird.

Maybe I’ll get painted as an out-of-touch elitist for this, but that last tweet is totally uncalled for.

In fairness to Kayleigh, though, mom & pop pizza places don’t have the legendary Dominos Pizza Tracker, which she clearly loves. I’m not messing around. Check this out:

One tweet about the pizza tracker? Okay, that’s fine. It’s an interesting technology. Nothing wrong with that.

Two tweets? You’re pushing things.

Three? Four? Five? It’s a webpage that tells you when your cardboard pizza is ready, not the cure for cancer. Let’s dial it back a bit, Kayleigh.