MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough Thinks The Problem With Millennials Is That They Don’t Die Violent Deaths Anymore


Happy Monday! Here is an insanely bad tweet:

You know what? I gotta agree with Morning Joe on this one. Nowadays it seems like millennials just sit around in their pajamas in front of a roaring fireplace–

Whoops, never mind.

Okay, let’s just ignore that. Instead, I’m going to focus on Joe’s long and illustrious military career.

Wait, that can’t be right. I don’t see anything about his time in the military!

This has to be a mistake of some kind. Definitely a clerical error. Let’s CTRL+F this bad boy and get to the bottom of the mystery of Joe Scarborough’s time in the army.

Huh. That’s odd.

Weird. This doesn’t make sense. Let’s get more specific.

Bingo! Now to just scroll down, and…

Oh. Ohhhh. Okay, I think we’re done here.