I Desperately Want These Outtakes From Jake Paul’s Horrible Rap Video To Be Real

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If you haven’t been following the Jake Paul saga, I am extremely jealous of your entire situation. For those of you who don’t know him, Jake is what would happen if the monkeys in 2001: A Space Odyssey touched a giant fidget spinner instead of a monolith. For the past day and a half, I’ve been watching his “YouTube Stars Diss Track.” It kicks major ass.

Here are a few of my favorite parts:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, all of these are legitimate. Even better, I’ve found a few outtakes from the video shoot that were left on the cutting room floor. If these are real, I can’t believe he didn’t include any of them… especially the one about chimp death.