I Came Up With Some Even Better Slogans For The Democrats

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The Democrats are back, baby, and they’ve got some bold new ideas, like, uh… tax credits for job training! All right!

Is this really the best they can do? “Tax credits?” “Expanded apprenticeships?” “A better deal?”  There’s something missing. Maybe something to do with, I dunno, just spitballing here… healthcare? You know, the single most important issue facing the country today? I’m not a Democratic strategist, but I think I may have figured out the message they’re going for: