How We Think Donald Trump’s Interview With Fundamentalist Christian Pat Robertson Is Gonna Go


President Trump (who doesn’t watch TV, by the way) will be appearing on The 700 Club tonight with televangelist host Pat Robertson. If you’ve ever seen Donald speak about religion or the Bible, you know it will be incredibly stupid and patronizing. If you’ve never seen him speak about those topics, watch this quick video:

Yeah. This interview is going to be a total catastrophe, and I can’t wait. Until tonight, though, here’s how I imagine it’s gonna go down: