It’s been a little while since we last checked in with my favorite Flat Earth group on Facebook. With the solar eclipse fast approaching, I figured it was time to see what the Flat Earthers were discussing. Maybe they’ve come to a better understanding of the world around them. Maybe they’ve finally embraced the scientific consensus.
Or maybe they’re still posting the most insane shit you’ll ever see.
Yes. They’re called “time zones.”
They can’t get their minds “around” it? Interesting choice of words.
Yes. This is true. Thank you.
Okay, that’s the best hashtag I’ve ever seen.
This is the kind of thing that makes you want to give up on writing comedy. I’m speechless.
Who else is tired of the government yelling at us about meteorites?
That oughta do it.
Personally, I subscribe to Round Hallway theory.