What Else Does The Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza Think Is The Best?


Donald Trump delivered a speech last night. It was a speech in which he claimed a deceased Navy SEAL was looking down from heaven and smiling because people were clapping for him. It was… uh, a speech. I guess when compared to Trump’s usual stream of projectile word-vomit, it was an improvement. But still. It was a speech.

You know who loved it, though? Political pundit Chris Cillizza.

Maybe we need some context here. Like, what else does Chris Cillizza think is the best?

Note: The following tweets are all real.


Dude, Chris, c’mon. Thursdays fucking suck. Anyone who likes Thursdays over Saturdays is just insanely wrong. Not off to a promising start.

Bob Dylan’s The Times They Are A-Changin’

Wrong. It’s Blonde on Blonde.

715 – CR∑∑KS by Bon Iver

Wrong. It’s 22 (OVER S∞∞N).

Ted Cruz’s 2016 Presidential Campaign


Zookeepers Getting Into Fights

Sorry, Chris. The best story is the astronaut who drove across the country in a diaper to kill another astronaut.

“Lisa’s Wedding”

He’s not far off here, but the correct answer is actually “Homer the Vigilante.”


Okay, no argument here. Farts kick ass.