Dictator With Bad Hair Who Inherited Everything from Dad Willing to Meet With Kim Jong-Un

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After feuding with both liberals and conservatives in the government of our ally the United Kingdom, Donald Trump has finally found a world leader he thinks he can relate to — North Korea’s Kim Jong-un.

“I would speak to him, I would have no problem speaking to him,” Trump revealed on Tuesday. The two would have plenty to talk about including their unconventional hair choices, inability to discern comedy from from reality and having to pretend you didn’t inherit your life from your dad.

Once relations are established Trump can get down to the real diplomatic work: Meeting Miss North Korea.

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