Conservatives’ Trump Challenger Not Even Famous Enough for Regular “Apprentice” Show

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Anti-Trump conservatives have long argued that any conservative would be a better president than Donald, the Kim Jong-Un of the Trump family. And now we know they literally meant anyone.

Right-wing pundit Bill Kristol’s third-party candidate was introduced to the world on Tuesday night — and lawyer David French isn’t even the more famous writer at the barely-read conservative magazine National Review

But have no fear: French possesses the values that conservatives feel make their movement great: a fear of transgender people, a fear his wife would have “meaningful conversations” with other men while he was in Iraq… and a fear that Donald Trump would somehow get into the White House and do for the GOP what he did for his first two marriages.

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