Forget Godwin: How “Brazzer’s Law” Explains The Internet

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Godwin’s Law: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1.

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all heard of Godwin and his various laws. What else is new?

Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it – no exceptions.

Uh, duh? Tell me something I don’t know.

Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Dude. Murphy’s Law? You serious? What’s next, Hammurabi’s Code?

Brazzer’s Law: Anybody who tweets at a news media account has also recently tweeted at a porn star.

Uh huh, c’mon– wait, what?

That’s right. Brazzer’s Law. It’s real, and I’ve got proof.

Whatever you say, man.

Okay, how about this?

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Huh. Well, that’s just one–

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Okay, but that doesn’t–

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Right, but that’s–

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Jesus. I was wrong, I–

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For God’s sake, enough is–

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Okay, I hate to be that guy, but technically he was tweeting at a Senator, not a news media account. And Fleshlight isn’t a porn star, it’s a male masturbation aid!

Y’know what, though? I’ll admit it. Brazzer’s Law is real. Real and incredibly powerful.