Black & Yellow Team Wins Sport You Don’t Follow

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SAN JOSE, CA - JUNE 12: The Pittsburgh Penguins pose for their photo with the Stanley Cup after their teams 3-1 victory to win the Stanley Cup against the San Jose Sharks in Game Six of the 2016 NHL Stanley Cup Final at SAP Center on June 12, 2016 in San Jose, California. The Pittsburgh Penguins defeat the San Jose Sharks 3-1. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

On the strength of relentless offense and tenacious defense, the Black and Yellow Team won the championship in the League You Don’t Follow Sunday night.

The victory marks the 4th championship for the particular team, whose name you can’t remember but whom Canadians seem to care about for whatever reason, as they triumphed over the Blue and White Team that you definitely have never heard of.

The championship has widespread ramifications, including a parade in Black and Yellow Team’s home city, which is presumably not your own, although you should check to confirm that because it will probably affect parking near your office.

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