5 Probable Upcoming Trump Administration Scandals


To  call the Trump administration “scandal-ridden” would be an understatement on par with calling Russian serial killer Andrei Chikatilo “kind of a dick.” Because of this, predicting what might come to light in the next few years is a difficult task – but we tried our best.

1. Jared Kushner met with Russian diplomats during the campaign to beg them to stop giving him swirlies.

Pink bellies are off the table, too.

2. Leak reveals that Trump and Putin played over 300 rounds of Draw Something in 2012.

A second leak reveals that Trump somehow lost every single round.

3. Hacked personal records show that Kellyanne Conway’s real name is actually Annekelly Waycon.

This actually makes so much sense.

4. Suspicions arise after Trump denies Russian ties and is immediately handed a sack with a dollar sign on it.

Wow. This might be the final straw.

5. Internal documents from within the Trump Organization reveal that the President doesn’t let anybody else use metal slammers when playing Pogs with him.

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. Disgusting.