4 Perfect Holiday Cards To Subtly Influence Your Conservative Relatives

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We all know Republicans really value Christmas, but liberals have values, too. So why not spike your holiday greeting cards with a little leftist spirit this year?  Send a message that speaks to your values, but in a subtle way, so your favorite Republican friend (or frenemy) won’t unfriend you on Facebook.

And chances are, they won’t even notice! Because really, who reads all that text on a greeting card anyway?!

For your second cousin who hates refugees but just rescued that abandoned German Shepherd!


For your State Representative!


For that neighbor with the pistol wreath who’s always making noise complaints.


For your daughter’s 9th Grade Health teacher, who taught abstinence-only Sex Ed.