4 Nightmare Scenarios Now That Parents Are Fact-Checking Textbooks in Texas

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This week, The Dallas Morning News reported that the Texas Board of Education has decided not to require fact-checking of school textbooks by experts. The current panel in charge of what goes into these books includes student’s parents.

Here are 4 possible future excerpts from these parent-reviewed textbooks:

1) We understand that Texas is a predominantly religious state, but this attempt at misdirection is pathetic:

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2) This history textbook was clearly edited by a Texan student’s unqualified dad. Terrible.

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3) We do not think the mothers of students should be allowed to air grievances with their children in required reading material. This is embarrassing:

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4) Oh, come on.

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