Mike Huckabee isn’t just the father of a notorious dog murderer, although he definitely is that. He’s also the most insanely unfunny person on the entire internet. Oftentimes his jokes are so bad, they pass straight through “terrible” and all the way into “incomprehensible.” Join us as we attempt to figure out A) what Mike is joking about, and B) why it completely sucks.
At museum in Oslo–wasn't sure if this was Edward Munch's "The Scream" or Nancy Pelosi at Trump speech last week. pic.twitter.com/0ImsZr2kQz
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 5, 2017
Nancy Pelosi is the screaming guy from The Scream. That’s basically it. Mike was nice enough to include a close-up of The Scream here, in case you didn’t recognize one of the most famous paintings in the history of the medium.
Full disclosure:I have NOT met with Russian AMB, but did have Russian dressing on a salad last September. I'll recuse from salads for a week
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 3, 2017
Not sure what’s funnier here – the topical joke, or the idea that Mike Huckabee frequently eats salad.
Dems select ticket for 2020. A match made in Transylvania pic.twitter.com/iKLJxPTdVx
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) March 2, 2017
If you combine their names, it forms “Frankenstein.” Frankenstein isn’t from Transylvania, though. In any case, nice use of light blue Comic Sans, you geriatric graphic designer.
Watch celebs spew ignorant political venom at Oscars?? Nah…think I'd rather have a colonoscopy. Both happen from same location.
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) February 26, 2017
This year’s Oscars took place… inside of Mike Huckabee’s ass? This honestly seems like more of a joke about Mike Huckabee’s rectum than celebrity culture, but good on the guy for acting a little self-deprecating for once.
Tom Brady jersey found in Roger Goodell's car-deflated and vacuum packed, along with Goodell's ego-he got owned by the Pat fans in Houston
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) February 7, 2017
The jersey was deflated. Like the football thing. Remember when that happened? Anyway, that also… happened to the jersey somehow? Great stuff.
5pm EST today on Fox Biz-I'll explain to leftists why their paranoia about immigration order is absurd;I'll talk REAL SLOW-hope they get it!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) January 30, 2017
Mike has a speech impediment? I think that’s what he was going for here. Again, the self-deprecation is a pleasant surprise.
Advice for Jim Comey: Get a dog; it's only friend you'll have in DC; GOP and Dems have both been outraged by his actions during election.
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) November 6, 2016
Mike wants his son to kill James Comey’s dog. Way darker than I would have expected. Yikes.